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Description
A Resolution Worth Laughing About
Some resolutions last all year... this one barely lasts the night.
The My New Year's Resolution Is To Stop Drinking Sweatshirt features the hilarious phrase:
"My New Year's Resolution Is To Stop Drinking"... "When I Pass Out or If All the Booze Is Gone."
Designed with bold minimalist typography, this cozy crewneck is perfect for anyone who enjoys celebrating New Year's Eve with friends, laughter, and plenty of holiday cheer. Whether you're attending a countdown party, hosting friends, or enjoying a cozy winter evening, this sweatshirt brings comfort and comedy together.
Features
Funny New Year's drinking quote
Minimalist typography design
Cozy crewneck sweatshirt
Classic relaxed fit
Great conversation starter
Perfect for winter celebrations
Comfortable everyday wear
Perfect For
New Year's Eve parties
Holiday gatherings
Countdown celebrations
House parties
Bar crawls
Winter vacations
Weekend celebrations
Funny New Year's gifts
Premium Comfort That Lasts
Made for warmth and durability, this sweatshirt is designed to become your favorite holiday essential.
Material
Medium-heavy fabric
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
Fit
Classic unisex crewneck
Relaxed fit from Small to 3XL
Durable Construction
Double-needle stitching throughout
Ribbed-knit collar helps maintain shape
Smooth printing surface for vibrant graphics
Seamless body construction for added comfort
Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear
Easy Care
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Tumble dry low
Designed to resist shrinking
Available Colors
Black
Heather Dark Grey
Navy
Maroon
Red
Military Green
Sport Grey
Light Blue
White
Light Pink
Sand
Why You'll Love It
The My New Year's Resolution Is To Stop Drinking Sweatshirt combines cozy comfort with the perfect dose of holiday humor. Whether you're raising a toast at midnight or relaxing after the celebration, it's the ideal crewneck for anyone who believes laughter is the best way to start the New Year.
FAQ
Is this sweatshirt good for New Year's Eve parties?
Absolutely! It's warm, comfortable, and guaranteed to get laughs at every celebration.
Who is it for?
Perfect for adults who enjoy drinking humor, New Year's parties, and funny graphic apparel.
Does it make a good gift?
Yes! It's a fun holiday gift for friends, family, coworkers, and anyone who loves celebrating New Year's with humor.
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Regular price
$41.95
$41.95
Sale price
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