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Description
Stay Warm While You Threaten for Potatoes (Lovingly)
Mashed potatoes: the ultimate comfort food and the ultimate hill to die on. If you're the type who would guard the serving dish like a national treasure, then this “Just Give Me The Mashed Potatoes And No One Gets Hurt” hoodie is your new Thanksgiving uniform.
Whether you're posted at the food table or gearing up for Friendsgiving banter, this hilarious hoodie will make sure everyone knows where your priorities lie. Warm, cozy, and unapologetically devoted to carbs — just like you.
What Makes It Feast-Worthy
Thick, plush blend of cotton and polyester (Gildan 18500)
Classic fit with a spacious kangaroo pocket for sneaking snacks
Double-lined hood & matching drawcord for clean, finished style
Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort
Durable enough to survive Thanksgiving chaos (and leftovers)
Who It's Made For:
Mashed potato addicts with bold energy
Foodies who know sides > turkey
The designated potato-masher or serving spoon warrior
That one friend who always brings the best food humor
Cold-weather feasts, Friendsgiving bonfires, or the gift they'll actually wear
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Regular price
$49.95
$49.95
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