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😬 Holiday Budget? Busted. This Sweatshirt’s Got You.
Let’s be honest—costumes are expensive, holiday sweaters are scratchy, and you're already budgeting for gas and groceries. That’s why our “Due To Inflation This Is My Halloween Costume” sweatshirt exists—to keep you warm, witty, and way under budget.
Designed to turn heads and spark laughter, this is the fall/winter wardrobe hack for anyone who wants to celebrate without selling a kidney.
🎉 What Makes It Awesome:
Design features stacked, color-coded holiday text:
HALLOWEEN COSTUME (orange + 👻)
THANKSGIVING SHIRT (golden + 🦃)
UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER (red + ☃️)
A walking punchline for office parties, Friendsgiving, or mall runs
Surprisingly soft with a no-itch, tear-away label
Durable construction that keeps its shape through multiple holidays
An easy win for white elephant exchanges, broke besties, or meme lovers
🧵 Sweatshirt Specs:
Gildan 18000 – 8.0 oz, 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
Ribbed knit collar keeps its shape post-wash
Double-needle stitching at all stress points for long-lasting wear
Gray pearlized tear-away label = no itch, no tag drama
Zero side seams = clean look and max comfort
🎯 Great For:
Cold weather and colder wallets
Anyone skipping the costume aisle this year
Holiday parties, passive-aggressive family photos, or casual office Fridays
Gifting to that one friend who says, “I am the joke”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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